12 through 15...

I was thinking of updating this with every ten films I watched but then figured that would be a lot to have to write up all the time in one sitting... So I figure I'll try to stick to every five. In fives is ok but I think I have some for of OCD which left me irritated by the fact that I had reviewed up as far as 11 films! Why 11? Why not either go up in fives or do a review on 12? I thought it was odd doing the first 9 too but then I always have been a little weird...

I also think I might be depriving myself of too much sleep with this challenge as i'm only allowing myself to watch these flicks when everything else with the day is done and I have gone to bed. Considering i've been working late to get my new tattoo studio up and running it means i've been staying up til half 1 most nights... i'll have to sort out a better way to do this... Or go insane. I think that would be a funny way to wrap this up...

Anyway, before I get too far off point, lets get to the films...

12.) Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) Dir: Steve Pink

I'd not originally wanted to watch this film because I thought the premise was a little bit too ridiculous even by my standards. However after watching so many God-awful gash films, I thought it would be a nice break to watch something the IMDB classed as a Sci-Fi Comedy. This popped up when perusing the list of most popular IMDB Sci-Fi flicks so I decided to give it a go despite earlier reservations.
I have to be honest, I actually quite enjoyed the film.
Maybe this is simply on the basis of how many gash films I had watched building up to this. By this I mean that they were SO bad that HTTM couldn't be seen as anything other than good really.
The film starts pretty much like every other film John Cusack has ever starred in: He's divorced or recently gone through a break up of some sorts, or has lost contact with the woman he loves (2012, Serendipity, High Fidelity.).
The newly single Cusack and his token black friend (AKA the "Ernie Hudson syndrome") decide to take their token crazy bald friend away to a holiday camp they enjoyed in their youth in 80's after said crazy bald friend tries topping himself. Cusack decides to allow his live-in nephew to join them on this trip.
However upon arriving at the camp they find it has fallen into a state of disrepair.Shock. They check out their room and discover they have a hot tub just outside. Upon checking it, the hot tub is knackered. Somehow later though it appears magically repaired and working, none of them thinking this is odd, jump into the hot tub and they have a all night (Homo-erotic) party.
The following day they all go skiing but find it odd that when they reach the bottom of the hill they are using, everyone is dressed like something from the 80's... They realise that they have somehow travelled back in time to the 80's and are initially worried that they will bump into their younger selves and cause a terrible paradox with the same matter occupying the same space (They dont phrase it like that but c'mon, thats what we're aaaaall thinking right). Then they see their reflections and realise they have jumped back into their younger selves with the exception of Cusacks nephew who wasnt born at the time:

This bit of the film is the bit that really bugged me. I can understand sometimes after a pretty heavy night on the sauce, some people might just get up, dressed and head straight out without washing or cleaning or anything like that so they wouldnt see their reflections when getting dressed. However none of them seem hungover and you're telling me seriously that not ONE of the 3 guys who were around in the 80's had actually taken the time out to prepare themselves by looking in the mirror that morning? Fuck.Off.
Anyway thats not the main point. They have to try and redo everything exactly the same as they did the first time around to avoid rewriting the future. This doesnt go according to plan and many, MANY changes are made. To much hilarity.
Despite all these flaws you might think I am pointing out, the film does have some very funny points, like a guy in the modern age they know only has one arm, so when they see he has two in the 80's they desperately try to look out for when he loses the arm. Loads of different situations tie in with that.
The crazy bald guy as well, realising that his life is shit in the modern day goes about setting stuff up so he lives a more comfortable life.
The black dude in the modern day knows that his wife has been cheating on him but after all the changes they make to history, when he gets back to the modern day, he's rich and powerful and she never cheated on him. This still bugged me though because he remembers the other reality and knows that she DID. Grr.
Big plus for this film? Lizzy Caplan is in it:

Isn't she swell? I love her.
This was also the second film on the trot I had seen that had Johnny from the Karate Kid in it! Granted, in this its a relatively minor role but considering the part he plays ties in with a good "gayness between straight mates" joke, it's still a pretty good part!
Oscar worthy this aint, but if you had an hour and a half to kill, you could do a lot worse than watch this. And hey, who out of us wouldnt want to go back in time and found things like Google ourselves?! I just dont see it likely that a Hot Tub will take us there...
Rating 4/5


13.) The Man From Earth (2007) Dir: Richard Schenkman

This film I stumbled across by accident while looking for Sci-Fi blockbusters on IMDB.
It's a "made for tv" film but is based on quite an interesting concept (It also has the Candy Man and one of the guys off "Star Trek: Enterprise" in it) in the sense that its based on the idea of a man living since the age of the cave men to the present day.
It's incredibly low budget so dont go expecting any flash backs throughout the film but it's really rather well written.
John Oldman (Pun in the surname) is a university professor who has just had his last day at work and is moving on not just in the work sense. He's completely moving away from the area. His colleagues/friends (One of whom seems to have a rather inappropriate relationship with one of his students that none of the other professionals seems to mind) obviously want to know why. So John goes on to tell them about how he doesnt age so every time people start to notice he has to move away. He's actually roughly around 14000 years old, was friends with Van Gogh and was also a major biblical figure. He goes on to clear this up though: He never intended to be seen as any sort of magician, just wanted people to respect each other more and treat each other with kindness...
Almost the entire thing is filmed in the one room over 90 odd minutes as the scientists talk about the possibility or likely hood of what John is saying being true. There's a little bit of shonky acting but the actual driving force for the story kept me entertained. Dont go looking for this though unless you really like the sound of it. Wait til you see it on FIVE USA one day or something...
Rating 4/5


14.) Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel (2009) Dir: Gareth Carrivick

I absolutely LOVED this film. Its an utter stroke of genius with a tiny budget. I couldnt believe I hadnt heard of this film before! Especially as it has the "IT Crowd"s Chris O'Dowd in it!
Three mates in a pub drinking. One is obsessed with the notion of time travel. The other is also a geek but the other one (The guy out of Shameless) is their more "normal" mate. Chris O'Dowd gets approached by a woman (Anna Faris) who tells him she is so honoured to meet him as he's going to be big stuff in the future. She would know as she is effectively doing Jean Claude Van Dammes job as a Time Cop.
Chris chats to her for a bit until she says she has to leave and then goes back and tells his mates thinking they were playing a prank on him. They werent. Then every time they go into the toilets they come out in the same pub but in a different time period.
Again this is another one where effectively its all set in one location, within the one room. They change the set slightly depending on the time period but you can tell this wasnt a massive budget flick!
It's a comedy. Not laugh out loud funny but one you cant help but enjoy as they try and dodge around Time Paradox's and try not to bump into their past selves...
Rating 5/5


15.) Alien Trespass (2009) R.W. Goodwin

I admire what this film was trying to do. Honestly I do. It's trying to make a comedy that sort of... lovingly mocks or pay homage to the B-Movies of the 50's and 60's. Styling it all like the retro films but with modern actors and filming techniques.
Unfortunately this doesnt stop it from being unfunny gash.
The main character is Will from "Will and Grace" playing a professor whose body is... possessed by an alien who has come to Earth acting as some sort of intergalactic cop trying to track down and kill a Goata. It's a monster that will basically wat you, leaving behind a pile of watery jelly, which will help it replicate itself and then eventually take over the planet.
The moster is appalling, intentionally I might add, but it still just doesnt work for me. It just looks too fake. If they had filmed the entire thing in Black and White I think it would have worked better.
Its cast... they really struggle too. It's like they're trying to act like people in B-movies would have acted back in the day but they just cant seem to pull it off since thats not how they would have been trained. It's just terrible. I really wanted this to be good and despite how I didnt enjoy it at all, its far from being the worst thing I have ever seen. Simply for the effort the writer and director went to I applaud it.
Still gash though.
The supporting cast are poor... and the music... Christ the music just really gets on your tits! I mean, if they had managed to pull off a retro look a little better then the music might have worked better with it but instead to me at least, it just seemed like someone played a random B-movie soundtrack over the top of the film instead of having something original composed for it...
Avoid unless you're with friends and WANT to take this piss out of it...
Rating 2/5


Well, that's us up to speed for now! Glad you lot are liking these reviews or enjoying my challenge so far! Lets get some more comments on the go though people! More suggestions too! If you see something on the TV you think I might not have seen, let me know and I'll check it out and see if I can fit it in :)


Til next time! PEACE!

Science Fiction 250: The beginning.

Ok I would just like to start by saying that I cant possibly claim this as being my own idea.
I found out that my friend Sarah had been set the challenge to watch 500 horror movies within one year. I thought this sounded like a lot of fun and decided I would give it a go myself.
It would be a bit pointless though to do it in the same genre as her as she was already covering pretty much EVERYTHING there. I made a few suggestions of films she could watch, most of which she had already seen, and didn't think too much of it.
The following day though I think it was, I was telling my best friend Gav about it while we were building our new tattoo studio (The day job) and thats when we realised we wouldn't mind having a go at something like this ourselves. I decided that, being the geek I am, I would watch 500 science fiction films and Gav 500 martial arts.
I got in touch with Sarah about it and she told me that 500 horror films she hadn't seen was working out at being a LOT of work as it meant she had to average 10 of them a week. Currently she's on 101 but I digress... Basically there are rules to the challenge it turns out. I initially thought it would mean I could watch any science fiction film which included any I had already seen. Sarah informed me that they would have to be completely new to me. On top of that, the films also have to be classed as Science Fiction by the Internet Movie Database (www.imdb.com for those of you who have been living in a box these recent years.) for them to count.
With this in mind she advised me that it might be more sanity saving to set a target more around the 250 mark. Thats what I have done. Hence the blog name.
I apologise now if this seems a badly constructed blog so far- I'm currently running on fumes after sacrificing sleep to science... fiction...

So far I think I have gotten off to a rather flying start with the challenge. On reflection if I had planned this in advance I probably could have been sponsored for charity or something. Alas it didn't occur to me. Maybe if I do this challenge, I can take on another and get sponsored.

Anyways, you don't know of course that I haven't seen these films before, you can only go on my word. Trust me though, as a geek I thought this would be a good chance to see more geek films I would have otherwise avoided and maybe I'll find some Gems along the way.

Here I intend to keep a record of the films I watch, give a basic review with a rating out of five at the end. Here are the first 9 films I have racked up in the last couple of days since starting the challenge:

1.) Pandorum (2009) Dir: Christian Alvart

So when I started this challenge I did the thing anyone would do and asked my friends for recommendations and this was the first one of them that I actually watched. The film had so much promise. Earth is overpopulated and so a deep space vessel is sent out to colonise a new planet in the hopes of humanity carrying on. Alas things dont run smoothly and the film pretty much starts with Ben Foster and Dennis Quaid coming out of Hypersleep with temporary amnesia and a ship that at first seems deserted.
Cue creepy mutant cannibal type characters.
At first this was pretty cool as it had elements that reminded me of Alien. Dark, narrow passages. Quick flashes of the enemy.
This soon fizzled out though to Ben Foster bumping into, what can only be described as 2 virtually superhuman, martial arts experts who have also survived what happened to the crew. I don't want to give away too much but here it is broken down in 3 segments: Good Start. A middle with nothing happening. Predictable ending.
Rating 3/5


2.) Children of Men (2006) Dir: Alfonso Cuaron

I'm not a Clive Owen fan. I'm not a fan of Julianne Moore. I liked the idea of the film though. It's set in the latter part of the 2020's and humanity has become infertile. The last child had been born 18 years earlier and as the film starts you learn he has been stabbed dead. The rest of the world has gone to shit but Britain has somehow managed to survive where all else have failed by imposing a ban on immigration. I know the Australians have a pretty tough immigration policy NOW so why they haven't survived and Britain has when Britain currently lets pretty much anybody in is beyond me. Anyway Owen plays the reluctant hero drawn into a "terrorist" cell by Moore when he discovers that Moore is protecting a newly pregnant woman. From the government. Yes. Rather than have specialists care for her and maybe discover a cure to the planets infertility, they try and smuggle her to a cell of good terrorists who can somehow help. Moore is (Satisfyingly) killed 30 minutes in and Owen ends up on the run for the rest of the film. Eugh. It's basically a film where Owen has to get a VIP from point A to point B. I didnt enjoy the film. 
Rating 3/5


3.) Babylon A.D (2008) Dir: Mathieu Kassovitz

I like Vin Diesel. Against my better judgement perhaps but I like him. You think back to the fact that he was in "Saving Private Ryan" and had the leading role in the brilliant low budget Sci-Fi flick "Pitch Black" and how could you not? The Fast and Furious films are a guilty pleasure of mine that I put off watching for years on the basis I figured they would be Gash liked only by Chavs... In the end I watched them and loved them. Yes, even "Tokyo Drift"
So I was hoping this would be another of Diesels fast paced, senseless action/violence flicks. It's set in the future and he is playing a Mercenary in it after all. There are certainly action segments to the film but they're all pretty much a lamer, shitter rip offs of scenes from James Bond movies. They have one scene involving ski-dos and its like a much, much, MUCH shitter version of the one in "Die Hard 2" and then the big end action scene is only about 30 seconds long with no main villain for Diesel to square up against. You cant help but feel that they could send 100 bad guys at once against Diesel in this and they would all be horribly outmatched. The ending is just farcical too. 
It's basically a film where Vin has to get a VIP from point A to point B. It's Gash.
Rating 2/5


4.) The Lost Future (2010) Dir: Mikael Salomon

I stumbled across this by chance early on Saturday evening. I thought to myself "Yeah it was only made in 2010 and is on the Syfy channel (HATE the name change by the way. It's SCI-FI) but it's got Sean Bean in it! He's Sharpe! He's Boromir! He's AWESOME!
Yet this film... isn't.
I wont say its the worst film i've ever seen but its definitely up there.
Set in the future, mankind has lost all grasp on technology, literature and arithmetic but has somehow managed to keep a basic grasp on Christianity. Hallelujah. Humanity are confined to tribes that tend not to leave their little villages for fear of coming across the "mutants" and they all dress like Tarzan. When the main characters tribe is attacked, three of the younger members escape into the wilds where they are rescued by Boromi... I mean Sean Bean and he tells them of a cure to a disease caused by contact with the earlier mentioned mutants. It's a yellow powder discovered by one of the young heroes fathers. Thats all its ever called: Yellow Powder. Bean cant read but since one of the young heroes can, he holds the key to mass producing a cure for humanity. Simply on the basis that being able to read of course, automatically makes you a chemistry and mathematical genius. Gash.
The Villain of the piece isnt actually a mutant really but is in fact a human who is hording what remains of the yellow powder. Maybe it goes to show, we're all monsters really (PAH!) but the villain looks like he's more suited to playing guitar in Spinal Tap than ruling in a post-apocalyptic future...
Even Bean can't save this film.
Rating 0/5


5.) A Scanner Darkly (2006) Dir: Richard Linklater

I really enjoyed this film. I loved the style of it and the story coming from a Philip K. Dick novel was something that appealed to me too. Robert Downey Junior is fucking brilliant (As per usual).
I like rotoscoping. It's not really done much anymore as animation has moved on to the more CG motion capture these days. It worked really well in this film though. It kinda added to the whole drug addiction that is the basis of the whole story. Keanu Reeves is really good in this because despite him being more wooden than the Forest of Dean, the script seemed to play to that and it worked really well.
Reeves is an undercover cop who has tried to infiltrate a group of drug addled miscreants in the hopes of the bigger bust. As he uses himself though he seems to become jaded between what is real and what isnt. I guess thats the only way I can really describe it as it is a pretty complex story. Enjoyable though. I've heard that even off people who DIDN'T understand what was going on...
Rating 4/5


6.) Skyline (2010) Dir: Colin and Greg Strause

This film is complete gash. The story is so fucking bad. Imagine if "Independance day" was 10 times worse than it was. Thats this film. Some people with more money than sense throw one of those yuppie parties that most regular people would hate to be at and the following morning, aliens invade. Groovy.
Some of them get taken but some remain holed up in the high rise apartment they had the party in. What should they do?  I know, they came from above (Space) right? well surely the safest place they can go is the roof of the building right? RIGHT? Wrong. Some how, the aliens that have come from space are actually already flying around the top of the building. Wowza. So then logic sinks in. Get to the ground floor. Makes a tad more sense... But NO! Aliens have the streets under wraps too! What to do? What to do? WAIT! I KNOW! Lets try the ROOF! AGAIN! Fuck me the Americans in this film are stupid.
When that doesnt work, the "Hero" (Term used VERY loosely) says that everything will be ok if they can just get to the docks and get a boat. Aliens who have taken over the planet wouldnt think to look at or fly over the sea apparently. Gah! I could rant for ages but I wont as I have another 3 films to get through.
Utter, utter gash.
Rating 2/5


7.) Cloverfield (2008) Dir: Matt Reeves

I know there was massive amounts of hype for this film when it came out and I really wanted to see it. Unfortunately at the time I allowed myself to be put off by my father and sister who had been to see it and left half way through as my dad said it was terrible and the my sister said the jerky cam was causing them both Motion sickness... BUT as part of my challenge I figured "What the hell" and gave it a go.
I loved this film.
Not just because it has Lizzy Caplan in it (I LOVE her.) but because everything about it was so well done. The effects were tremendous and the way it was shot on a camcorder made it a hell of a lot more real. You kinda get the impression that if this had been released in the forties around the same time as the "War of the Worlds" radio show was, you would have had a LOT more American suicides.
Also for added realism, according to the IMDB: The running time of the film, without credits, is about 80 minutes, the length of a long-running MiniDV tape
Which to me is pretty cool in itself.
So basically some giant creature from space/the sea/my closet has attacked and devastated New York and this is from the point of view of civvies on the run for survival. Brilliant!
Rating 4/5


8.) Monsters (2010) Dir: Gareth Edwards

I don't care what the IMDB says. This film is hardly a Science Fiction film. Aliens are seen twice for a matter of seconds throughout the entire film, yet it claims to be about humanity coping with life after Aliens have invaded... South America.
It's not. This film is about a douchebag trying to get an idiot across the border to her fiance and along the way they slowly (Very slowly) fall in love. It's tedious and quite possibly the worst Sci-Fi film I have ever seen. Dont watch it.
Apparently you're supposed to be impressed by the fact that the film was made for $16 with a crew of 2 people (Not including the stars) with anyone else who appears in the film being real area residents not actors.
I wasn't.
Rating 0/5


9.) Repo Men (2010) Dir: Miguel Sapochnik

I fucking LOVED this film. I probably shouldnt, but I did.
It's the future and technology has progressed so far that you can replace any of your internal organs. Bad Kidney? Here, have one of our cybernetic implants as a replacement! It'll only cost you $600,000! Cant afford to pay in one? Thats ok! We do a payment plan with an APR at the low cost of 19.95%!!
I must warn you though that if you fail to make a payment and 90 days pass, we will be forced to repossess the aforementioned organ.
Jude Law and Forrest Whitaker are body parts repo men. They're good at what they do too. Law's wedding is on the rocks and to save his marriage he has to consider switching his job from repossession to sales. When he goes on one last job, something goes wrong and he ends up needing a replacement heart himself. Needless to say he cant keep up with the payments as he's lost the taste for his high paying job now that the shoe is on the other foot. He ends up being hunted by his best friend and there's a brilliant twist at the end! I don't want to say anymore for fear of spoiling it! But this film is definitely a hidden gem!
Rating 5/5


SO! There's my first load of films! I think i'll do an update every five or so films as this has taken me fucking ages to do and it's nearly 1:30 am... I need to sleep! Comments are more than welcome, particularly if you have suggestions for films I should check out. Old or New.

Dan.